Looking for an uplifting cookie fortune to brighten your day? You’ve come to the wrong side of the fortune tracks – and that’s just the start of your bad luck. This tough cookie has nothing but unpleasant news for you.
• Over 100 unfortunate fortunes.
• Antagonistic cookie with a mean, villainous moustache.
• Cookie cracking audio.
• Two dismal backgrounds to enhance the mood of misery.